Episode Sixteen: A Death In The Family

[Script built over two years since 2014 and posted at fanfiction.net on 28 October 2016. Audio completed and uploaded on 28 October 2016.  Podcast intro with Osheen Nevoy’s interview here.]

As Milligan and Hecubus announce the introduction to this episode, they let us know who lives and who dies. Vampire-Angelique remains impolite to their sorrow. But carry on, they must! And they introduce us to a scene we’ve been awaiting with Doctor “Hawkeye” Pierce (however much I stink at performing an impression of Alan Alda).

As Doctor Hoffman comes to the unbearable realization of who is awaiting her in the autopsy room with Tom Jennings, Professor Stokes listens with complete intrigue. Tom is, of course, affronted to how he is being treated… until a familiar specter informs him of many things Tom is forced to take stock of in the afterlife.

All within The Old House may be cozy, but Vampire-Angelique waltzes in to wreak more havoc. Little does V’Angelique understand that her prey, Barnabas, has many arms about him and all are ready to oppose her intentions.

Bill Malloy’s memory, having been mentioned by Wadsworth, introduce Sam and Maggie to the scene. Sam shows appreciation for Bill. Maggie, as Josette, considers pity for her old friend, Angelique. It is at this point Josette’s loyalty to her old friend is questioned. (If anyone remembers from an early intro?) This is where Josette, finally, expresses her utter distaste in her marriage to Jeremiah. I’m sure many may understand what Maggie, as Josette, explains, even if none of us like to admit it!

Cousins Lily and Elizabeth are packing for their trip, and discuss the terms of what may be disclosed on their journey to England and Leslie’s whereabouts.

In order to combat V’Angelique in the future, Maggie ventures a meeting with The Ghost of Caleb Collins. The two have a great deal to discuss and both understand one another with their knowledge of the afterlife, as well as their shared love in the “kooks” of Collinwood. A resolution is reached here, and one many listeners may grin at.

Doctor Hoffman feels downcast and expresses why as Professor Stokes lends a sympathetic ear, that is, until he notices Doctor Hoffman hasn’t paid attention to how he feels about her. (Prepare for our celebratory tune in the middle of the episode instead of at the end and enjoy!)

As Barnabas bemoans the downfall of so much achievement, a small, familiar, and grizzled voice acquaints him with how to solve the situation. (Psst– Nobody says “The B-Word…”)

Our hosts are stunned at this outcome and then present the final scene, in which Vampire-Angelique comes to the terrifying understanding of what is laying in wait for her, and it isn’t Barnabas’ proposal of marriage.

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Please respond to one or more of these inquiries:

1) Milligan and Hecubus update us once again, in ways we’re almost used to, almost. Let me know what touched you.

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2) What did Hawkeye say that made you laugh the most? And what do you think Hawkeye said that got on Dr. Hoffman’s nerves the most?

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3) How did it feel to hear Tom come to the realization of what Caleb was explaining to him?

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4) Vampire Angelique has come to taunt Barnabas: How did you enjoy the various people thwarting her efforts?

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5) Here it comes, Josette as Maggie gets to re-live the Jeremiah love-spell. How happy is she on this score? Ever been through that kind of dream before?

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6) Elizabeth and Lily pack for England. What intrigued you in their discussion?

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7) What fascinating highlights did you find in Maggie’s discussion with Caleb?

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8) Eliot is about to relate to Julia something important. As we go along what struck you in Prof. Stokes confession? (Please be wary of loud music to come.) If anyone is screaming “Finally!”… I am here with open arms and a willing ear.

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9) As Barnabas bemoans his plight, how did you enjoy our new acquaintance and the banter he and Barnabas share?

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10) Let me know how you feel for this encounter with Angelique and the odd twist that it takes for her. ^_^

 

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Episode Fifteen: A Blundering Succubus

[Script originally posted at fanfiction.net on December 13, 2013. Audio completed and uploaded on June 1st, 2016. Podcast intro with Automne Archer’s interview is here.]

After Sir Simon Milligan & Manservant Hecubus meander through their standard rigmarole of lusting after Angelique (and the usual drooling about Hecubus…) They explain what we are about to explore, as they usually do. *Guest Star: The Collinsport Fly…*

Now that we’ve made it obvious our hosts are rooting for Angelique, we are allowed to see her kickin’ bootie in a game of gin-rummy with the sticky Nicholas Blair. (Do yourself a favour: drink no beverage and have an empty bladder while you listen to this scene. Thanks. You’re welcome.)

Roger and Lily are faced with Vampire Angelique… and… well? Enjoy!

As Victoria Winters, Morticia and Grandmama Addams come to an understanding, strange truths are revealed.

Wistful moments of compassion are explored between Barnabas and Maggie in Josette’s room. Later on we find Willie and Sarah developing their own friendship. As all events come into place there is a question to Maggie about who Kitty Soames is. As she explains this, Wadsworth announces a special gathering taking place according to Elizabeth Stoddard’s request.

During the gathering at The Great House, Barnabas is guided toward his self-introduction to Cousin Lily. After various surprises about her, Lily describes how to deal with “Uncle Caleb”.

Wadsworth and Willie discuss arrangements in The Old House kitchen, as well as delving into Willie’s interactions with calligraphy and why it became so important. Of course, new troubles abound and Wadsworth must make inquiries Willie may not be able to handle.

As Barnabas comes into contact with the ghost of Caleb Collins, he begins to realize the crux of his existence, his love-life and what he needs to do next. (Yep! This is where Caleb names who Maggie is in our side-project, “Margaret Josette Dupres”.)

Sadly, as Hecubus expresses, we find Tom Jennings stumbling upon a beautiful, but very thirsty, young vampire along the wharf.

[This episode is dedicated to the memory of Heather O’Rourke.]

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Please respond to one or more of the of these inquiries:

1) What delights have you enjoyed from our hosts usual fun-loving updates?

2) For this scene? Be wary of beverages. In 2013 when I did the demo for my husband we just about wet’em! In fact I think we did!

3)How did you enjoy the gin-rummy card game between Blair and V’Angelique? Various bickerings ensue as well as some historical references. I’m eager know your take when you have caught your breath!

4) How did you feel about V’Angelique bypassing Barnabas to get to Roger? How about the way Roger reacted? Then Lily comes down! How the heck was that? And now that we have peace again… Roger is feeling… what? (Happy to know you didn’t wet your pants during that last one!)

5) And now! Onto The Pit of Ultimate Victoria Winters meets The Addams Family… As you likely can see, Morticia and Grandmama (still shooting for Carol Kane’s Grandmama, oopsie!) Between the three “wise women” we’re working on some spell craft to figure out what’s going on with our V.W. “love-bug”. Betwixt the three of of them how did you pick up on what they were going for? Morticia isn’t so aghast at what comes up in Victoria’s memories of Reverend Trask, but Grandmama has *no* compulsion to hide her feelings. Do express your enjoyment on this scene and what might come of it!

6) Sarah and Willie are bonding. What deeper thoughts to this discussion stand out? Eventually another person arrives. How about the way they analyze Willie after he leaves?

7) This next bit shows Maggie and Barnabas discussing further developments in their relationship as Wadsworth steps in. How did you enjoy what Wadsworth has to relay here?

8) Well, the get-together has happened and likely you can point out for yourself what left you almost spewing out your beverage. Are there a few deeper considerations? This gathering of the clan knows few bounds.

9) Cousin Barnabas meets Cousin Lily… oh, dear… The dreaded question finally comes out. In this instance we’re learning a lot. What did you learn from this interaction?

10) And here we are with Willie and Wadsworth getting the hang of working together. What deep meaning is gleaned from Willie’s experience with Professor Stokes? And there are a few fun jokes, what made you laugh during this encounter?

11) Barnabas enters Caleb’s house. So much to divulge here. I believe highlights will be your strong suit with this scene. Do tell!

12) At last we wrap up with Tom encountering Angelique. Any trepidation or concern over these two and if so how? Hopefully the ending song will bring a twist of variety. Let me know in what way. Thanks.

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Episode Fourteen: Reunion At The Old House

[Uploaded on October 31, 2015.  Podcast intro is dispensed with.]

EPISODE DESCRIPTION:

Four months in production for audio in 2014. Originally published in text on 20 October 2013, then withheld from the public due to lack of support and discussion, we have now gained enough support on All Souls’ Day 2015 (more than two years later) to bring you this episode.

As Barnabas awakens to some whistling he discovers why Sam Evans seemed so familiar to him as shown in Episode 4. Wary of this understanding Barnabas is given jovial appeal as Sam Evans reveals himself to be the reincarnation of Andre Dupres.

Willie and Wadsworth enjoy their re-acquaintance in Dr. Hoffman’s office, and Nurse Jackson reveals her wit while requesting them to pipe-down.

Barnabas and Maggie explore their relationship further, but the ghost of Sarah Collins needs to point out someone important they may have forgotten about. Before they can reach Wyndcliff, Dr. Hoffman and Professor Stokes are already heading in that direction, with certain revelations between each other as their relationship blooms.

All fun in Hades breaks loose when the entourage reach Dr. Hoffman’s office and it is decided what will become of Mr. Loomis. Still, Willie has a special bone to pick with Barnabas. (This is the pivotal scene I’ve held dear to my soul and needed enough support to share again.)

Elizabeth & Roger have a pleasant chat while opening their mail together. If DS fans can’t express themselves concerning what Elizabeth has to tell Roger about Burke Devlin one may forever wonder what program they were watching… As we listen further the ghosts are accepted, Lily’s oddity in form is understood and great wonders of trust unfold.

As Willie sits before the fire in contemplation, our butler Wadsworth explains to him all that might be beyond his grasp. Willie scoffs… that is… until a familiar little girl brings him to understand what many listeners to this series likely never will.

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Please respond to one or more these inquires:

1) The hosts wrap up everything that has happened so far and what were your highlights in the chuckles? 

2) Then we have Sam and Barnabas has a great discussion, many things Andre would like to get off of his chest. How did you enjoy the interaction and what Sam shows Barnabas when revealing his handiwork?

3) Wadsworth and Willie with their shared history, however little there might be. Willie isn’t going to try any of the tricks like he did in the original Dark Shadows now, pretending he only barely remembers everything. And why? Wadworth is TOO good of a problem solver and Willie knows it. This is almost ALL about delight and mystery. How did you enjoy Nurse Jackson? 

4) As we move along with the 3rd scene, here we have some sweetness. Sam’s distaste for what Maggie and Barnabas have in mind: Can you imagine? Then there is all kinds of dialogue that should bring out many things you’ve been wanting to say. Sam isn’t too happy about what they want to do but he won’t argue so much as provide solutions. Then we have a wonder at our butler. Let us know what you think of all of this.

5) The car ride with Dr. Hoffman and Professor Stokes: There is talk about Dr. Hoffman and also about Willie. Where do you see this all leading to? 

6) Now we come to the scene that to me is a lot like Clue except it’s mainly Dark Shadows people involved. How is it all panning out and what’s grabbing you especially in these six people talking in a single room? 

7) The question here is, knowing Willie was shot in the back 5 times when he went to save Maggie as Barnabas was set to destroy her if her kidnapping was revealed. They never bothered to clear this up in Dark Shadows. Now that Wadsworth is back and Willie’s head is clearer, everyone knows this is something that has to be faced. So how do you feel it came down as they all face it together? Barnabas’ decision about it and Willie’s reaction to that? 

8) Roger and Elizabeth are bonding, they’re discussing things in a way that would make The Addams Family proud of them, but in what sense? Do tell. Also, their discussion of Lily, musings of life in general, and dagnabbit; So many DS fans are such watch dogs of this show. If no one got the reference to what Elizabeth expresses about how David might be related to Burke with Roger?  (Even Roger chuckled.) 

9)  We come to the crux of Willie’s troubles and how Wadsworth gives him a talking to. As Wadsworth did for Barnabas in Episode 2, the comparison to Willie is there. Can you find it? We learned more about Wadsworth, too and Willie is asking that nagging question every Clue fan wants to know! How did you like where this conversation led? And then the reveal of what Mr. Evans has been doing. How did you take to both Willie’s discovery at the end and the closing theme for him?

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Episode Thirteen: A Balancing of The Humours

[Script originally posted at fanfiction.net on October 15th, 2013. Audio completed and uploaded on December 20, 2014.  Podcast intro is dispensed with.]

EPISODE DESCRIPTION:

For Episode 13 we have Dr. Julia Hoffman and Barnabas Collins in a stare down of obstacles. Why DOES he love Josette and why is Maggie the key to that love? (Warning #1: Dr. Hoffman breathes a PG swearword, and since no one else would talk to me, Helena was in charge of allowing this swearword to happen. Thanks, sweetie.)

Next we have Wadsworth returning in this installment because after his evening with Professor Stokes, the latter has an ample idea of why Wadsworth and Willie Loomis should meet. (Warning #2: If you listen to this you may never watch the motion picture “Clue” the same way again.)

Sam Evans as Andre Dupres and Maggie Evans as Josette Dupres must hash out the problems they have been facing while the coffee is on the perk, and of course, they will do it in the winning way their relationship as father and daughter has always be held.

Lily is correct in her determination that her cousin Elizabeth must meet with this helpful, if blustery ghost, Caleb Collins, and he has more to say to the both of them then they might have expected. However, Elizabeth grits her stalwart teeth and carries forward. With all of the haunting in her household, *nothing* will stand in her way of understanding the truth about Victoria Winters.

Meanwhile, Victoria Winters is designing handiwork with Morticia Addams after Uncle Fester and she have a few words. Morticia has knowledgeable and understanding things to say of Collinsport and its residents, as well as coming to the realization of *who* and *what* Victoria Winters truly is.

As Dr. Julia Hoffman reaches Barnabas again, via the help of Professor Stokes, she comes to understand what her best-friend is agonizing over and now that it has sent him to draw himself over the edge? She will confront that factor with everything she knows at all costs. (Warning #3: Please do NOT listen to this episode while driving. Dr. Julia Hoffman has taken Professor Stokes automobile and is using it like a mad thing.)

[This episode dedicated to Kathryn Leigh Scott.]

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Please respond to one or more these inquires:

1) Back with the host and way TOO much enthusiasm for Manservant Hecubus as usual. How do you like their introduction, especially considering the EMBARASSMENT of Milligan’s old bridge-partner?

2) The cat’s out of the bag now! Maggie IS Josette and neither Hoffman nor Barnabas are all that pleased with the turnout, but more to the point, what did you attain from their argument? Barnabas has more reason to love Josette than anyone might have fathomed. Do tell! (Not a china-doll, of course, something grander, richer and harder to put one’s finger on.)

3) Stokes and Wadsworth pursue Willie Loomis at the sanatorium. This meeting between Wadworth and Willie should explain a ton of Willie’s past… However we’re dying to know what you thought of it all!

4) Sam and Maggie, as Andre and Josette have a lot of talking to do next to the percolator, however, let us know the best moral that brought itself to light for you here.

5) Tom, Lily and Elizabeth are meeting Mr. Caleb Collins. This has GOT to bring on some raging chuckles as well as a few answers as to what the heck is going on for both Caleb and Elizabeth. Let us know what you retrieved from this scene in terms of opening avenues in how far things might go.

6) “Hello! I don’t work here!” Stokes has got some spark and this wee telephone scene is so expressive. What did you enjoy?

7) Uncle Fester is always a crack up, of course. However Morticia is discovering an amazing attribute about Victoria Winters now. What do you think it is? What moral did you hear from how Morticia told Victoria about how Collinsport operates?

8) Barnabas is… well… way bummed. Julia isn’t getting anywhere with him. Obviously his time with Sarah is making him think more than once about parts-unknown, as well as time and places. Why is Barnabas leaving? Where is he going?

9) Julia ain’t standing for this! Here’s where it all get’s dynamic! WOOT! Let us know how your emotions ride as she propels Prof. Stokes car in to action!

10) They’ve got Maggie now, Julia knows who she is. Let’s go and… well, let us know how you listen to all of these details. (Did you catch Julia using our classic Dr. “Bones” McCoy line from Star Trek? *wink*)

11) Stokes keeps Hoffman from going further to the cliff. Maggie (or Josette?) needs to do this on her own and the Professor knows that. For this climactic conclusion to our first season? Well? We must wonder how the culmination all made sense for you. ❤

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Episode Eight: Episode 8: A Long Awaited Trip To The Passion-Pit

[Original script posted on fanfiction.net August 10th, 2013. Podcast version completed and uploaded on February 18th, 2014. Podcast intro is dispensed with.]

EPISODE DESCRIPTION:

At Wyndcliff, Dr. Hoffman and Professor Stokes visit with Willie Loomis to introduce an added element to his treatment.

Tony and Carolyn arrive at the Evans Cottage only to discover there is more to the painting of Captain Gregg than they thought at first.

Peter and Victoria analyze their hosts relationship and its glowing health, however odd their household is.

Nicholas Blair encounters a few surprises in search of Angelique, who he eventually finds. (Perhaps she wants to argue the point of love versus sex but is too wiped out to bother.)

Tony and Carolyn wrap up the evening in more or less steamy enjoyment.

Meanwhile, Barnabas and Maggie arrive at the Old House after their non-date, with a little trouble of their own.

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Please respond to one or more of these inquires:

 

1) Our hosts delve into addressing the reincarnation of Collinwood that is swarming all over the place. Did their explanation amuse? Thoughts?

2) Hoffman and Stokes encounter Willie Loomis still robed at Wyndcliff. Did you pick up on Nurse Jackson’s author of choice? A slow reveal takes place in Mr. Loomis’ abilities. Curious to hear your enjoyment of the scene, or perhaps perplexity. *wink*

3) A warm, cozy moment with Sam and Captain Gregg, which is however made into a long and odd series of explanations when Tony & Carolyn arrive. There is a lot of information exchanged and surprises in store. What caught you as especially surprising?

4) Definitely curious what your reflections are from the late night chat Peter and Victoria have while watching Gomez and Morticia.

5) Oh dear, we have the dock side scene with Blair and… ahem! (This stranger was a fun performance.) Anyway, there is that odd encounter which I’m wondering if it made you laugh, and then the coming forth of who Blair is looking for. Tons of tie-ins.

6) Tony and Carolyn discuss their visit to the Evans Cottage. How do you like what they manage to come up with to round off this above-the-average-bizarre evening?

7) Barnabas & Maggie are being helped in a short view at The Old House by Wadsworth. Any lingering wonder on where this encounter might lead and to what end?

8) Our lovely ending with many cosmic wonders to wrap up the night for Tony & Carolyn. Do tell how you liked this scene. 

9) Anything else to add? 

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